Location n situation : V, my SIL, N, and me in a restaurant at Sg 3 yrs back.
V : Purni, we'll search for a nice groom for you here.
Me : uhh... I....
N : oh ya, Purni... we'll enjoy... with you n your family here too...then we'll even tell your parents to shift here....cool no?
V : yea yea... very. yea, get married after 8-10 more years.
Me : listen, I...
N : WHAT?? 10 more years? are you alright?
V : yes. I want her with me. Purni, ok no? 28-29 pe shaadi?
Me : arrreee...
N : :O!!! how can you tell her that? No, Purni, get married in another 3-4 yrs. You should also enjoy your life with your partner, u'know?
V : Nothing doing.... 7 years minimum.... Its ok....
Me : but arre, listen....
N : how come you dint insist on getting married to me after 7-8 yrs? afterall I and purni are almost the same age!
V : different for you.
Me : will you??....???
N : no wait, Purni!! how come? you have different set of rules? for each one of us?
Me : ARRRRREEEEEE STOP!
... do you both realise that what you are arguing is about my marriage?
V & N : yes, of course...who else?
Me : Then, how come I'm not even asked at what age I want to get married????
V : gladly.... let us know... go ahead...tell this SIL of yours that u wanna get married at 28-29.
N : keep quiet. let her speak... go on tell... but let me remind you 24-25 best age.
Me : I don't know! I haven't thought abt it...I was ....
V : see what I told you... she's indecisive..i tell you 27....
N : No you shouldn't fill crap in her mind..she'll....
Me : siiiiigh *buried my head in the menu card and let the waiter come and interrupt*