Insecure
Scene 1 : Watching "America's Next Top Model"
She : oooooh! Look at that shade of her purple evening gown!! I would die for that color.... oooooh!!!
He : (puppy face) Don't die, please? I will buy you something in that exact shade of purple.
Scene 2 : Bedtime - me checking emails in the hall; he ready to hit the sack.
He : Are you planning to leave me?
She : (realizes what got his eye and rolls her eyes)
He : Are you leaving me? Why are you reading this book called "Dump'em - Ways to dump everyone from your hairdresser to your boyfriend"?
She : I am not dumping you. I found it funny. I got it.
He : No more library trips for you! It gives you ideas.
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Witty
Scene 1 : Morning - She making dosa. He ready for office, munching dosa with chutney (which is almost over)
She : You finished the chutney in the bowl? I had poured it for the both of us.
He : (stops eating. makes a face) You should tell me beforehand no? I wouldn't have finished it all.
She : That's ok. Now don't make saddy faces. Else, I'll make you grind chutney for me right now.
He : I know. That's why I made the face!
Scene 2 : Watching the Tanishq ad featuring Big B gifting Diamond necklace to Jaya Bachchan.
She : oooooh! Look he's gifting his wife a diamond necklace.
He : (no answer)
She : I said "he is gifting his wife a diamond necklace."
He : (no answer)
She : (decides there is no point in trying discretion) When are you gonna gift me a nice diamond necklace, just like that?
He : (without skipping a beat) When we become as old as them, just like that!
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Oversmart
She : Why did you marry me?
He : Because you were nice.
She : No, real reason. What made you marry me? Kya dekha mujhme?
He : Because you were good to talk to.
She : No. No re baba. Like real real reason. Why? Now tell me.
He : I just took a chance and asked you, phir tu toh piche hi pad gayi.
loved it! :)
ReplyDeleteCute!..wish you many such moments..:-)
ReplyDeleteGREAT!!! Enjoyed it. Some of them ( particularly the chutney one) seems to be straight out of my life...!!
ReplyDeleteEspecially liked the last one- Phir tu picche hi pad gayi:)
ReplyDeleteloved it.. :) totally loved it !! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you, girls! :)
ReplyDeletelols!
ReplyDeletelovely!
where are you ma'm...missing from the scene for soo long...all ok?
ReplyDeleteyes Uma! everything ok. :) Thank you so much for asking. will blog the reason abt absence soon! :) gimme 10- 15 more days (read: India trip)
ReplyDeleteaha..you in India..thts gr8!!!...have a blast!...is blore on the cards??
ReplyDeletehihi... cute
ReplyDeletehey.. jus bumped into this one... this is cute! hehe :)
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