Good Girls Do Not Buy Condoms!

@ a super market, billing section...

Ma : You didn't find it? 

Me : No.

Ma : Then ask for it.

Me : No need. Leave it.

Ma : You have been eating my ears all this week saying you wanted to come here. At least ask them, it might be in stock. 

Exactly two minutes later...

Ma : (bewildered) Is that it's name??? Is that what you asked for??? Look at those sales guys snickering!!! The other one is even pointing at you!!!!!! I thought you wanted something else.

Me :  (mumbling and turning red) But I told you I didn't want to ask. You forced.

What happened in those two minutes 

Me to ma : Alright, alright. Don't push it. I'll ask. 

Me to the billing employee : Do you have KamaSutra Deodorant? (OMG, did I just say it??!)

Billing Employee : Sorry, kya?

Me : (Damn! He didn't hear it!) Deeeodorant.

Billing Employee : Kaun sa chahiye, medem?

Me : Bola naa... Kamasutra.

Billing Employee : Kya? *snicker* *snicker* arrrrre, woh KAMASUTRA HAI KYA DEKH RE!

Other Employee : Nirodh?? Nirodh naa?? Hai naa...*snicker* *giggle* *giggle* *wink*

Me : Nahi, nahiiiiii, DEODORANT!

Ma : (bewildered) Is that it's name??? Is that what you asked for??? Look at those sales guys snickering!!! The other one is even pointing at you!!!!!! I thought you wanted something else.

Me :  (mumbling and turning red) But I told you I didn't want to ask. You forced.

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Yes, that was me a while ago, no ring on my ring finger, in front of my ma, asking for a product with such a (according to mommy - besharam) name making an absolute fool of myself, falling prey to giggling, winking, pointing at me, perverted idiots. 

How could I help it if the deo's named Kamasutra?

November Update

My gyn is really happy with me and the baby. That's like telling only the moral of the story. So here's the detailed version.

The main cause for concern was that our blood groups are positive and negative. And apparently, there is some biological zhol there and probability of complications. Hence, an additional test was recommended. A lot depended on the result, I was told. Thankfully, the test reports were negative again, which saved me a lot of headache. Other than that, there was Glucose Tolerance Test, blood tests, U/S and some more; all of which turned out to be great.

Probably I am observing it better, but I see a lot of pregnant ladies. I cannot help but compare my tum with the others and wonder if I am "pregnant enough". Everyone else seems to have a larger bump than mine. Mom patiently tells me that they are way ahead of me, and I will eventually reach there. :)

Oh yes! My gyn said the baby is pretty healthy and chubby too! Ooooooooooo... I am imagining a mini version of KK already. I got some U/S snaps. And yes, there are chubby cheeks and nose like KK's. :| :P

Other than that, everyone's on the guessing game, whether it'll be blue or pink booties. So far, all of them say I am gonna have a boy -  A. Because I don't have a huge bump. B. Because when seen from behind, I don't look pregs at all.

I have no reasons to believe or rather even pay attention to the speculations. I'll be happy with a healthy baby.  But yeah, sure as hell, I am curious to know!

BTW, my EDD has jumped up to 9th Jan, according to the U/S. That means I have exact 2 months to go! :O

Umm... went shopping for some clothes today, and got some comfy, daily wears. I made sure they don't make me look like an aunty. So these are cute tops and night wears, and I DON'T look like any preggy aunty. Yeah, I still drive my mom crazy by refusing to wear those long, behenji types salwars and nighties. She    is wondering what's so wrong in wearing something that is comfortable. I am all for comfort, but what's wrong with good looks?

:) :) :) :) Next doc appointment on 3rd Dec. (and hopefully heavier by 1.5 kgs)