N! What much to say about her. Half of Singapore thinks we are blood-related sisters, where infact we are sistaars-in-loh. And then they have the whole relation between me, V n N jumbled up. They think V's my husband, N's my sister....V my brother-in-law, N my mother(!!!!) and wot-not.... anyways, thats not what I'm gonna talk about here.
Its me n N, who have worked hard enough for people to get our relations wrongly wired. We bitch, gossip, laugh at the most inappropriate times, chatter, keep a look out for sales, exchange Tees, look for confirmation at each other that we are NOT fat... and many more things. And the biggest thing between us is we cannot keep our mouths shut from each other. What happens here has to reach there and v.v. So here's what happens in most cases. Psssst, did I mention she craves for madness as much as I do?
'u callin me piggie? :' started N
'when i called u piigie? :O'
'see last sentence hahahahahaa aaaaaaaaaaahaha'
'arre i closed thwe window... copy paste'
'oh...u said suar....boo hoo'
'HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAA that is "sure" in rustic way'
' "tell them to check... suar"
yeah...ahahaha .... ask me tmrw menu re
'i'm gng to blog this'
'yes yes edited version'
'i am signin off then'
'whatever we talked u'll see'
' ok allright' *Thus me gets the unwanted permission*
'tell S, his marriage Jevan was excellent...yesterday his amma had called'
'nothing they came bk to old house since new house furniture happening....but will be shiftin there n renting old house'
'gud gud...i gotta tell u yahan ki kahani....but will wait till nxt weekend'
'abt who what ..tell tell...gimme a hint'
'my pota puggid* with it already' *For non-Konks, it means I'm dying to tell this/ I'm dying to know.*
'S and wife'
':O Already??? tell tell no plis plis'
'yeah... talked 5 hrs with her on fone in 2 days'
' me and J'
':O what u talked soooo much?'
'u know She is june 82.... only 1.5yrs elder...'
' :O big big'
'N... TALKED ABOUT S... FMLY AND EVERYTHIN HAPPENIN HERE RIGHT NOW'
'WHY EVERYTHING IN CAPS???.....SOMETHING SCANDALOUS?'
'sheessh.....i was expecting....scandalous newses'
'S is dumber by the day ...i almost feel like wriniging his neck tmrw'
'dont blog this ok'
'he's just married think abt J
hehe i will
names will be hidden'
'uska sochke i feel like wringing'
' u see how i edit stuff'
'got loads to tell man...'
'you have Nm and Sb email id...i gotta share it via email'
' yup...what what
'pics of j n b'
'what what j n b?'
'jandoo n bagga'
No, it didn't just end there. There was more, lots more infact. We are a pair of curious cats. :)