Candid, not Candied

Thursday 10 November 2011

Good Girls Do Not Buy Condoms!

@ a super market, billing section...

Ma : You didn't find it? 

Me : No.

Ma : Then ask for it.

Me : No need. Leave it.

Ma : You have been eating my ears all this week saying you wanted to come here. At least ask them, it might be in stock. 

Exactly two minutes later...

Ma : (bewildered) Is that it's name??? Is that what you asked for??? Look at those sales guys snickering!!! The other one is even pointing at you!!!!!! I thought you wanted something else.

Me :  (mumbling and turning red) But I told you I didn't want to ask. You forced.

What happened in those two minutes 

Me to ma : Alright, alright. Don't push it. I'll ask. 

Me to the billing employee : Do you have KamaSutra Deodorant? (OMG, did I just say it??!)

Billing Employee : Sorry, kya?

Me : (Damn! He didn't hear it!) Deeeodorant.

Billing Employee : Kaun sa chahiye, medem?

Me : Bola naa... Kamasutra.

Billing Employee : Kya? *snicker* *snicker* arrrrre, woh KAMASUTRA HAI KYA DEKH RE!

Other Employee : Nirodh?? Nirodh naa?? Hai naa...*snicker* *giggle* *giggle* *wink*

Me : Nahi, nahiiiiii, DEODORANT!

Ma : (bewildered) Is that it's name??? Is that what you asked for??? Look at those sales guys snickering!!! The other one is even pointing at you!!!!!! I thought you wanted something else.

Me :  (mumbling and turning red) But I told you I didn't want to ask. You forced.

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Yes, that was me a while ago, no ring on my ring finger, in front of my ma, asking for a product with such a (according to mommy - besharam) name making an absolute fool of myself, falling prey to giggling, winking, pointing at me, perverted idiots. 

How could I help it if the deo's named Kamasutra?

6 comments:

  1. seriously.. Kamasutra deodorant?? GOSH!

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  2. hahaha..good old Purnima is back!!!
    even if you had the ring, you might have elicited the same response!
    sad..yet true...
    Good girls do not buy condoms..

    p.s. is there a deo by that name??..just curious..:-)

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  3. Bhargavi : Yes, of the same company! and believe me the DEODORANT "KS Dare" is truly irresistible!

    Uma : Yeah, very true... this exp told me so. The way they looked at me from top to bottom! :| :|

    and there is a deo by that name... men deo. Currently we have "KS Spark" which is not as good. :) :|

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  4. hahahaha....not your fault at all

    a- the company shud be reprimanded for keeping such a name &
    b- you didn't say your mom forced you into saying it ;)

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  5. Smita: I perhaps would never have bought the deo if the name wasn't so interesting! ;) ;) :P

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  6. Havn't heard of it but am wondering what would those Management-Guru kind agency crowd would have had presented to get such a name cleared from the client.
    But, guess it's working after all :)

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